Clueless

Rating: *

A classic? I don't think so. Not bad enough to laugh at ironically, not good enough to genuinely laugh at. I do however believe that without this movie mean girls may never have existed and thus I deem it a necessary evil.

Frozen

Rating: ***

Where do I start. Apparently the whole teen population has unanimously decided that they love this film so I rounded the rating up from 2.5 to 3 stars because I don't want to be murdered in my sleep. It just wasn't that good. Please watch it though I don't want you to be excluded from your group of friends.
Also can I just rant about how the animators seem to have gone out of their way to create characters who's beauty is completely unattainable, mainly because LOOK AT THE PROPORTIONS OF THEIR FACES.

Looper

Rating: **

I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN THIS MOVIE. EVEN JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT'S SCREEN TIME DIDN'T MAKE UP FOR THE CONFUSION THAT IS LOOPER.
Seriously though how many flaws can you find in this movie. Basically time travel crime is illogical goodbye.

IMPORTANT LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDbqhl_p3g

The Artist

Rating: *

Without a doubt THE most overrated film of all time. With all the fuss surrounding it you may have thought that this was a good movie but you were wrong. If you want to watch a silent movie then may I suggest that you watch one made when silent movies were fashionable. I didn't make it halfway through. The dog isn't even in it that much.

Rise of the planet of the Apes (2011)

Rating: ***

Honestly a bit of a let down. The plot just isn't that great which was a shame because I thought that Andy Serkis was great as Caeser (and gollum). However, if you're into lots of action and a fair amount of death then you're in for a treat.